Trying to find an idea

I still haven't centered in on what exactly I would like to do. I enjoy music a lot, both producing music and DJ-ing. As far as doing something new with this skill set, I'm still exploring different options.

• Maybe I'll start a DJ service catering to really rich people, I could DJ for just one person, they could pull a nice recliner right up in front of me and enjoy a personal DJ experience. That wouldn't be awkward or anything.
  
• I could produce very over the top filthy dubstep and sell it to foreign terrorists looking for noise terrorism or new torture techniques. Think of this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UexCBJF_n-4 but 100x more obnoxious.
  
• I could teach children how to DJ.... condition them from birth...... start some sort of -- no I'd have to buy way too many cribs and there would be too many bonnets around.

• I could do a tour and play concerts in retirement homes, because old people are the only ones who understand or know what records and turntables are now. Also they wouldn't jump up and down as much and make the needles skip.

On a serious note, I'm still trying to think of a good (sane) idea to put some of these talents to use.
If anyone of the zero people who read this have any ideas feel free to share them.